grade: sophmore
major: sustainability
years played: 1
position: handler
words to live by: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
3 The Professor (C)
real name: Alan Bowers
grade: senior
major: mechanical engineering
years played: 2
position: squirrelly handler
favorite throw: quick, drop-down flick
favorite on-field memory: going fish cut, faking a big open backhand huck, d overpursues, putting a big backhand huck to Girlscout, thus starting the Professor-Girlscout scoring spree
favorite off field memory: eating an entire team’s worth of food at Texas Roadhouse with Hate and Scout in Tucson FO FREE
words to live by: “do what you think is right” / “You are a degenerate.” “Well you are a vestigio! Yeah I can make up words too.”
grade: sophmore
major: construction management
years played: 1
position: cutter
8 Sally
real name: Andrew Salinas
grade: sophmore
major: business management
years played: 1
position: cutter
favorite throw: the ones that get caught
favorite on-field memory: all of Pope’s layouts
favorite off field memory: San Diego, particularly Threeve’s room and the Officer Smart incident
team goal: playing as hard as i can and becoming more athletic, be a beast on D
words to live by: “no regrets”
12 Tweak
real name: Stefen Alfredo William Pierre Guillermo Boris John Jacob Jingleheimer Simba Mufasa Hillman
grade: junior
major: chemical engineering (meth cooking)
years played: 5
position: handler
favorite throw: i/o backhand
favorite on-field memory: 2009 sectionals
favorite off field memory: Hofbrau House in Vegas
team goal: to see our club develop into a serious, competitive team gunning to win tournaments
words to live by: "Just go out there and fucking do it. You have nothing to lose." / "How many babies? Zero Babies!"
grade: sophmore
major: civil engineering
years played: 1
position: deep
words to live by: go hard or go home
25 Speedo
real name: Matt Delgado
grade:
major:
years played: 2
position: cutter
favorite throw:
favorite on-field memory:
favorite off field memory:
team goal:
words to live by:
30 Track Star
real name: Scott Rivoir
grade: sophmore
major: business marketing
years played: 1
position: cutter
words to live by: "If we're losing, stop throwing to me."
43 Girlscout
real name: Chris Waltrip
grade: sophmore
major: history
years played: 1
position: deep, cutter
favorite throw: no look scoober
favorite on-field memory: catching the final score against Books at Red Chilli. Haha Books.
favorite off field memory: anything at the frisbee house but especially the spring Beer Olympics 09. Britain will prevail!
words to live by: “double muerto!”
64 Pope (C)
real name: Kyle Popelka
grade: 14th
major: Kin
years played: 5
position: handler, water boy
favorite throw: fake hucks
favorite on-field memory: ASU > Texas Tech at Green Chilli
favorite off field memory: that one time. Aw man was that an awesome time.
team goal: GREATEST
words to live by: “gas, break, dip” / “i bid therefore i am”
B Team
00 Kunafish
real name: Jacob Kuna
grade: Freshman
major: Psychology
years played: 1
position: Handler
favorite throw: o.i. flick
5 Baywatch (C)
real name: Robert Van Hassel
grade: Sophmore
major: Aeronautical/Astronautical Engineering
years played: 1
position: Handler
favorite throw: OI Forehand
favorite on-field memory: At the last game of the first tournament as a Blo in Irvine claiming I was going to get a lay-out D and then going on the field and getting said lay-out D
favorite off-field memory: The extra curricular activities frequently attended with my Diablos team-mates, at home and out of state.
words to live by: Leave your heart on the field every time you play
real name: Carl Sorenson
grade: sophmore
major: undeclared
years played: 1
position: cutter
words to live by: "F it."
11 Leedy
real name-Matt Leedy
grade-Sophomore
major-Construction Management
years played-1.5
position-cutter/handler
favorite throw-deep forehand huck
favorite on-field memory-when I got a bookend
favorite off field memory-2nd place in beer olympics
words to live by-FUCK IT!!!!!!
13 GirMaff
real name: Maff Caponi
grade: sophomore
major: Psychology
years played: 1
position: cutter
favorite throw: flick huck
favorite on-field memory: my huge layout D in the endzone against a
perfect huck from Jed. He was pissed
favorite off field memory: wandering the streets of Albuquerque alone
at 3 am looking for a goddamn McDonalds
words to live by: Is it 420 yet?
15 Oddjob
real name: Taylor Zeldin
grade: freshman
major: biochem
years played: 0.5
position: cutter
favorite throw: backhand
favorite on-field memory: watching any teammate get a layout D, it pumps everyone up
favorite off field memory: the one time i didn't wear my fedora, no one knew who i was
words to live by: "when in doubt, layout"
17 Thor
real name: Andreas
grade: Grad student
major: Computer Engineering - Digital Design
years played: 2
position: All-around
favorite throw: Inside-out flick huck
favorite on-field memory: Scoring final point in a beach tournament in Germany (Berlin Ultimate Mitte) with a massive layout face first.
favorite off field memory: Naked night possession (3-on-3) with a flasflight LED disc at 3am after having already won the party.
words to live by: Hammers win games.
19 Footlong
real name: Jared Doles
grade: freshman
major: Film
years played: 1
position: cutter
favorite throw: The one caught in the in-zone
favorite on-field memory: GW's Callahan in Irvine.
favorite off field memory: James Bond marathon when the tournament got rained out
words to live by: Prove 'em wrong.
21 Cowpoo
33 Amish
real name: Jedidiah Bowen
grade: sophmunior
major: watching the Twins lose
years played: 2
position: handler, fat guy
favorite throw: hammer
favorite on-field memory: Texas Tech game at Green Chilli / 60 yard hammer vs. UAB
favorite off field memory: 10 straight pong wins in one night
team goal: win a tournament this year
words to live by: “a hammer is ALWAYS the best choice” / “nothing happened” (and seriously nothing happened ok?
real name: Carson Cook
grade: sophmore
major: psychology
years played: 3
position: cutter
words to live by: "The bird is the word."
54 Kena
real name: Kena Fedorshack
grade: frosh
major: sustainability
years played: 0.5
position: cutter
words to live by: "Sleep when you're dead"
real name-Landon Allred
grade-senior
major-Finance
years played-1
position-Cutter
favorite throw-hammer
favorite on-field memory
favorite off field memory-circle jerk
words to live by-meh
77 Schmiedy
real name-Jake Schmieder
grade-Freshman
major-Business Management
years played-THIS IS MY FIRST YEAR PLAYING FOOL!
position-Handler
favorite throw-Scoober
favorite on-field memory-Jed and Johnny getting hammered off of tequila and leaving a trail of lemons at Irvine.
favorite off field memory-Any and every party at the frisbee house
words to live by-"One day your life will flash before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching"/"I'm like a razor blade I cut so good!"
93 Gobbles (C)
Name: Jack Goebel
Grade: Junior
Major: Film and Media Production
Years played: 0.5
Position: Cutter
Favorite throw: IO flick
Favorite Off field memory: Anything at the frisbee house, and drawing on anal.
Words to live by: " Fuck has been called"/ " Why hello there ladiezzz..."
96 C-Rock
real name: Casey Rockwood
grade: freshman
major: bioengineering
years played: 1
position: cutter
favorite throw:
favorite on-field memory
favorite off field memory: first diablos party aka my first disc
words to live by: I will prove you wrong