grade: sophmore
major: sustainability
years played: 1
position: handler
words to live by: "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
3 The Professor (C)
real name: Alan Bowers
grade: senior
major: mechanical engineering
years played: 2
position: squirrelly handler
favorite throw: quick, drop-down flick
favorite on-field memory: going fish cut, faking a big open backhand huck, d overpursues, putting a big backhand huck to Girlscout, thus starting the Professor-Girlscout scoring spree
favorite off field memory: eating an entire team’s worth of food at Texas Roadhouse with Hate and Scout in Tucson FO FREE
words to live by: “do what you think is right” / “You are a degenerate.” “Well you are a vestigio! Yeah I can make up words too.”
grade: frosh
major: sustainability
years played: 0.5
position: cutter
words to live by: "Sleep when you're dead"
grade: sophmore
major: undeclared
years played: 1
position: cutter
words to live by: "F it."
8 Sally
real name: Andrew Salinas
grade: sophmore
major: business management
years played: 1
position: cutter
favorite throw: the ones that get caught
favorite on-field memory: all of Pope’s layouts
favorite off field memory: San Diego, particularly Threeve’s room and the Officer Smart incident
team goal: playing as hard as i can and becoming more athletic, be a beast on D
words to live by: “no regrets”
12 Tweak
real name: Stefen Alfredo William Pierre Guillermo Boris John Jacob Jingleheimer Simba Mufasa Hillman
grade: junior
major: chemical engineering (meth cooking)
years played: 5
position: handler
favorite throw: i/o backhand
favorite on-field memory: 2009 sectionals
favorite off field memory: Hofbrau House in Vegas
team goal: to see our club develop into a serious, competitive team gunning to win tournaments
words to live by: "Just go out there and fucking do it. You have nothing to lose." / "How many babies? Zero Babies!"
grade: sophmore
major: sociology and religious studies
years played: 0.5
position: handler
words to live by: "Never give up, never surrender."
grade: sophmore
major: civil engineering
years played: 1
position: deep
words to live by: go hard or go home
25 Speedo
real name: Matt Delgado
grade:
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years played: 2
position: cutter
favorite throw:
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real name: Riley Shear
grade: sophmore
major: mechanical engineering
years played: 1
position: deep, cutter
favorite throw: backhand dump
favorite on-field memory: D-ing an easily Callahan-able pass in Albuquerque
favorite off field memory: Sprinting up and down stairs in Tucson
team goal: get back to regionals
words to live by: “what does cerveza mean?
30 Track Star
real name: Scott Rivoir
grade: sophmore
major: business marketing
years played: 1
position: cutter
words to live by: "If we're losing, stop throwing to me."
31 Unitas
real name: Johnny Gutierrez
grade: junior
major: mechanical engineering
years played: 2
position: handler
favorite throw:
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33 Amish
real name: Jedidiah Bowen
grade: sophmunior
major: watching the Twins lose
years played: 2
position: handler, fat guy
favorite throw: hammer
favorite on-field memory: Texas Tech game at Green Chilli / 60 yard hammer vs. UAB
favorite off field memory: 10 straight pong wins in one night
team goal: win a tournament this year
words to live by: “a hammer is ALWAYS the best choice” / “nothing happened” (and seriously nothing happened ok?
grade: sophmore
major: hustlin'
years played: 5
position: cutter
words to live by: "Sleep when you're dead"
43 Girlscout
real name: Chris Waltrip
grade: sophmore
major: history
years played: 1
position: deep, cutter
favorite throw: no look scoober
favorite on-field memory: catching the final score against Books at Red Chilli. Haha Books.
favorite off field memory: anything at the frisbee house but especially the spring Beer Olympics 09. Britain will prevail!
team goal: to step up and make plays in game time situations
words to live by: “double muerto!”
grade: frosh
major: sustainability
years played: 0.5
position: cutter
words to live by: "Sleep when you're dead"
64 Pope (C)
real name: Kyle Popelka
grade: 14th
major: Kin
years played: 5
position: handler, water boy
favorite throw: fake hucks
favorite on-field memory: ASU > Texas Tech at Green Chilli
favorite off field memory: that one time. Aw man was that an awesome time.
team goal: GREATEST
words to live by: “gas, break, dip” / “i bid therefore i am”
69 Ass Tat
real name: Tim O'Connell
grade: junior (kind of)
major: physics
years played: 1
position: cutter
favorite throw: flick
favorite on-field memory: Red Chilli Fest 2008
favorite off field memory: i spent my time off the field studying because i actually have a challenging major
team goal: get more involved
words to live by: "have fun"
