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Class of 2010

B-Rades

real name: Braden Blake

hometown: Fairfax, VA

current town: Tempe, AZ

degree: BA Design Studies

current profession: parachute packer- Phoenix Area Skydiving

years played with Diablos: 5 (2 year captain)

awards: USA Ultimate 2nd Team All Region, 2010

favorite on-field memory: Taking half from Mamabird, then ranked #1 in the country, in 2008 Regionals Quarterfinals. They proceeded to thump us 15-8, but it was still cool.

favorite off field memory: Spreading the gospel of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Reviving the glory that is Thursday Night Flip Cup. Long live the flip.

words to live by: "If the moon were made of ribs, would ya eat it?!"

E.T.

real name: Tim Camper

hometown: Kansas City, MO

current town: Tempe, AZ

degree: BSE Civil Engineering

current profession: bum

years played with Diablos: 2

awards: 2010 Sectionals MVP

favorite on-field memory: Pope bidding into a fence. poor guy didn’t see it coming, but I’d be damned if he didn’t get right up

favorite off field memory: the drives to tournaments. good memories. like the drive to Albuquerque. We were *well hydrated and of sound minds* when we got there.

words to live by: “E.T. phone home” / “suck it” / “pass the cavasia”

Hate

real name: Michael Pearson

grade: 16

major: history, criminal justice

years played: 3

position: cutter, missionary (i like to keep it simple)

favorite throw: no look huck

favorite on-field memory: “continue-fucking-ation”

favorite off field memory: Vegas baby...Vegas!

team goal: layout for everything

words to live by: “huck it or youre nothing”

Hootie

real name: unknown

grade: senior

major: financing, Ponzi schemes

years played: 3

position: handler, cutter

favorite throw: breakmark forehand

favorite on-field memory: Callahan against USC

favorite off field memory: sleeping in random dorms at UCSD and getting kicked out in the middle of the night by RAs

team goal: win or place in a major tournament

words to live by: “balls out and make it happen”

least favorite memory: Brady throwing a disc into my face nearly breaking my nose (editor's note: umm...that never happened bro-sef)

Keebler

real name: Jim Becker

hometown:

current town:

degree:

current profession: baking cookies in a tree

years played with Diablos: 4

favorite on-field memory: catching universe point at Green Chilli Fest

favorite off field memory: TNFC

words to live by: “if you want it you’ve got to take it”

Wet Dream

real name: Andrew Brandon

grade: senior

major: mathematics

years played: 3

position: handler

favorite throw: outside in flick

favorite on-field memory: that game where that thing happened

favorite off field memory: the olive garden game

team goal: play hard

words to live by: “cerveza when?”

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name (and position like captain, president etc if you were one)

nickname

hometown

current town

graduation year

major

current profession

years played (as in 2000-2004)

favorite ASU Ultimate memory:

sage words for our new players

...and anything else you care to add

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